the path to perdition part 2

sorry for teh delay.. i just finally got internet.. and just came back from a semi-formal interview.. unfortunately its with youth ministry.. but its non-denomination.. more commuinty based.. but ill update ya on taht later... here is the day 2.. day 3 is almost done.. hahah i swear this time.. i really do...

but stick with this for now...
miss you guys.. 

So carrying on our journey

Day two, as I remember, after the horrendous crowded car of 3 sleeping at a rest area with light beaming into our eyes. I can tell you that we do not sleep well in the light oh wel. Damn light posts.. knew we shouldve parked between large trucks. Anyhow after we take many many pictures of the sunrise, we decide to head off, I forget who drives cuz apparently I go back to sleep. Hahaha. But next thing I know it when I wake up, we are at arches national park.. some 30-40 miles away from the road we should be on. Yes we end there cuz if I remember Ohm need to take a shit and refused to crap at the rest area. Unfortunately the bathrooms are closed for cleaning at arches, but that can only mean one thing. CLEAN BATHROOMS. So we walk around dteh info center and take pics. Shown below.

Thats water measurements and conversions

 

Oooh natural wonder. A balanced rock created by erosion

Then the bathrooms are ready, so Ohm goes in and I follow.. we say oh cool clean bathrooms, lets break it in clean toilets and wooooo clean floor (no I didnt shit on the floor) anyhow im still constipated, I get one block out, and Ohm explodes sucks for all who enter after us, cuz man we left it smelly. So Goh gets a brochure with a not so detailed map, and were off, to explore arches national park. Take into mind its only morning, not even 10am. Hold on to your imagination cuz these next few pics are great haha this park says your FACE all over it. This one is for matt its from Goh

Imagine. What do you see 

Gohs flippin you off

So we decide to stay at the national park for awhile since this stuff is oh so interesting. So taking Gohs not so detailed map we head off into the park first stop, is a funny looking thing. Its a balanced rock. So first thing I see when I get out of the car is this hereby bunny which I think is a rabid wild rabbit, so I attempt to harass it.

Rabid bunny

Then Goh steps up next to me and starts laughin, and im like what, hes like this is so you guys, the guys would love it here, and im like what it a dman rock, and hes like with balls and I look up and low and behold, the rock does havea hanging sack.

Phallic isnt it? The sack is kinda low. And the head is kinda high, its hard, and full erect but corroding

Looks like an acorn here

Ok so it was a bad attempt to flip everyone off

A bad attempt to line up the twig and berries

So we head more into the park to look foro the more great wonders. And look, raod the oh so delicate arch. Let us go. As wee travel along the road, we see what they call the courthouseand the jury and wtf

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Courthouse

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  he wtf, the lil dolls from its a small world. Then we pass some structures very much so worth taking a pictures of 

and this is the wtf, the lil dolls from its a small world. Then we pass some structures very much so worth taking a pictures of 

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  Its a turtle

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    Can you see it.. or shall I zoom in

Can you see it.. or shall I zoom in

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    Zoomed in hahaha its a fuckin diseased penis.. tahts what sex does to you fuckers....  Anyhow continuing our journey So we drive and head to the delicate arch. We get to the delicate arch parking lot and see two paths, the close up of the delicate arch and the not so close up. So we decide to walk to the close up. As were following the path I see tourists coming down the path and well some of theur shirts are off. Im just like poor guys been hiking everywhere. And continue walking I see more people panting as they are coming down the path but I continue walking.i soon realize why all thise people where panting and sweating, the close up of the delicate arch is half a mile to a mile of hiking up and we all know how I feel bout exercise. But now im panting and im just like damnit I shouldve went to the not so close up, that was like 100yrds walk on flat land. Anyhow we get to the top and im looking round for the damn delicate arch. Im thinking, with my luck the damn thing broke already, shoo I walked up here for nothing. Im panting, my legs hurt and im like wtf is that damn arch. Well let me show you where it was cuz apparently Ohm found it.

Zoomed in hahaha its a fuckin diseased penis.. tahts what sex does to you fuckers....

Anyhow continuing our journey
So we drive and head to the delicate arch. We get to the delicate arch parking lot and see two paths, the close up of the delicate arch and the not so close up. So we decide to walk to the close up. As were following the path I see tourists coming down the path and well some of theur shirts are off. Im just like poor guys been hiking everywhere. And continue walking I see more people panting as they are coming down the path but I continue walking.i soon realize why all thise people where panting and sweating, the close up of the delicate arch is half a mile to a mile of hiking up and we all know how I feel bout exercise. But now im panting and im just like damnit I shouldve went to the not so close up, that was like 100yrds walk on flat land. Anyhow we get to the top and im looking round for the damn delicate arch. Im thinking, with my luck the damn thing broke already, shoo I walked up here for nothing. Im panting, my legs hurt and im like wtf is that damn arch. Well let me show you where it was cuz apparently Ohm found it.

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    Thats the arch zoomed in, if you look carefully, there are lil specks under the arch way, those are people. Yeah that thing is huge. And this was our close up of it, while those lil specks under it, hiked like 4 miles to get to it dumb fucks. Hahaaha  So we make our way down and upon our descent we find people panting while hiking up and I assure them each time, you aare almost there.. cuz I know in their minds they are questioning when will this fuckin thing end and when I said that to myself, nobody was there to answer me.. but I am their angel and I answered them dont worry, you are almost there..now we hit the road and Goh wants to go to devils garden of course everything at this park is named biblically. Like fiery furnace, tower of babel, and some other stuff. But yeah, wen we get to the entrance of the devils garden (which is also 4 mile hike to the actual garden), the parking lot is full and there are people everywhere so Goh decides to skip out cuz he hates people. So we decide to go on a trail that is apparently the only off road trail there is, and well we have all wheel drive so I say lets go.. and so were driving and we find the entrance to road off-roadand we go. Its bumpy, its sandy, its fun. Yeah were going off road.   Here is a pic of the off road. We follow two sets of tracks cuz apparently there are only two other cars who have been on this road by the look of the tracks on te sand.. yeah we can hunt cars pretty well. So we follow the tracks and end up at a out house some 15 mins later. The off road brought us to an outhouse.. we went off road for 15 mins which is 7 miles to a out house, and there at the out house are the two cars that made those tracks the two cars arent even all wheel drive thahaha whooooooooooso we head back and we see an alternative route, it says high clearance vehicles and all wheel drive required. We have all wheel drive, and with all our luggage we are beyond low clearance so we go anyways. If two regular cars with only front wheel drive can make it through the all wheel drive access, we can go high clearance.. or shall I say crazy clearance. Oooh this road is sandier, and the sand is bumpier and softer holy shit we almost got stuck in some kind of quick sand. That was close aww shit, we look aahead and there is this rocky ass path that looks like a monster truck can get through cuz the rocks are like 1 ft higher than eachother. And were like hmm so thats what they meant by high clearance.. shoo we got crazy clearance lets go but nope.. we make a 9pt turn hahaha drive through the quick sand again and had back the 7 miles long way. Ddamn that was fun tho. Here is a pic of the high clearance sandy road.   So we had off after we buy magnets for Ann and Adam and the Andrew and Alyssa. Here is a pic of the mountains we leave behind. Oh yeah on our way back past the hanging sack I tried to line em up one last time. Here it is also

Thats the arch zoomed in, if you look carefully, there are lil specks under the arch way, those are people. Yeah that thing is huge. And this was our close up of it, while those lil specks under it, hiked like 4 miles to get to it dumb fucks. Hahaaha

So we make our way down and upon our descent we find people panting while hiking up and I assure them each time, you aare almost there.. cuz I know in their minds they are questioning when will this fuckin thing end and when I said that to myself, nobody was there to answer me.. but I am their angel and I answered them dont worry, you are almost there..now we hit the road and Goh wants to go to devils garden of course everything at this park is named biblically. Like fiery furnace, tower of babel, and some other stuff. But yeah, wen we get to the entrance of the devils garden (which is also 4 mile hike to the actual garden), the parking lot is full and there are people everywhere so Goh decides to skip out cuz he hates people. So we decide to go on a trail that is apparently the only off road trail there is, and well we have all wheel drive so I say lets go.. and so were driving and we find the entrance to road off-roadand we go. Its bumpy, its sandy, its fun. Yeah were going off road. 

Here is a pic of the off road. We follow two sets of tracks cuz apparently there are only two other cars who have been on this road by the look of the tracks on te sand.. yeah we can hunt cars pretty well. So we follow the tracks and end up at a out house some 15 mins later. The off road brought us to an outhouse.. we went off road for 15 mins which is 7 miles to a out house, and there at the out house are the two cars that made those tracks the two cars arent even all wheel drive thahaha whooooooooooso we head back and we see an alternative route, it says high clearance vehicles and all wheel drive required. We have all wheel drive, and with all our luggage we are beyond low clearance so we go anyways. If two regular cars with only front wheel drive can make it through the all wheel drive access, we can go high clearance.. or shall I say crazy clearance. Oooh this road is sandier, and the sand is bumpier and softer holy shit we almost got stuck in some kind of quick sand. That was close aww shit, we look aahead and there is this rocky ass path that looks like a monster truck can get through cuz the rocks are like 1 ft higher than eachother. And were like hmm so thats what they meant by high clearance.. shoo we got crazy clearance lets go but nope.. we make a 9pt turn hahaha drive through the quick sand again and had back the 7 miles long way. Ddamn that was fun tho. Here is a pic of the high clearance sandy road.


So we had off after we buy magnets for Ann and Adam and the Andrew and Alyssa. Here is a pic of the mountains we leave behind. Oh yeah on our way back past the hanging sack I tried to line em up one last time. Here it is also

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    The colored mountains  So we head off out of utah here is the Colorado sign when we hit it 

The colored mountains

So we head off out of utah here is the Colorado sign when we hit it 

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    Ironic, it says colorful Colorado but the sign is plain brown. Okay okay maybe wood brown.. so colorful..

Ironic, it says colorful Colorado but the sign is plain brown. Okay okay maybe wood brown.. so colorful..

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    Just kiddin, here is the real sign.. hahaha or not naw that brown ugly ass sign was the real sign. But what I wanna know is how is that fuckin bridge a NATURAL wonder.. I wonder who the fuck thot that nature would build a bridge and paint lines and shit on it. Yeah.. natural wonder of how the hell it was really made.  But to be temporally correct, that bridge picture shouldnt come yet. Hahaha what happened was that drove for hours thru nice scenary.. I cant really describe it, but if you guys wanna see pictures, just ask Ohm hahaha cuz I sure as hell wont upload that many pictures. Its hundreds.. well if you like clouds and mountains and GREEN GRASS (that was for krys).. then youll like pictures.. oh yeah and nice big blue lake but this is what really came before the bridge sign

Just kiddin, here is the real sign.. hahaha or not naw that brown ugly ass sign was the real sign. But what I wanna know is how is that fuckin bridge a NATURAL wonder.. I wonder who the fuck thot that nature would build a bridge and paint lines and shit on it. Yeah.. natural wonder of how the hell it was really made.

But to be temporally correct, that bridge picture shouldnt come yet. Hahaha what happened was that drove for hours thru nice scenary.. I cant really describe it, but if you guys wanna see pictures, just ask Ohm hahaha cuz I sure as hell wont upload that many pictures. Its hundreds.. well if you like clouds and mountains and GREEN GRASS (that was for krys).. then youll like pictures.. oh yeah and nice big blue lake but this is what really came before the bridge sign

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    a big fat w in the middle of nowhere oin a hill.. behind a village or their rendition of a city now imagine my rock formation of a giant middle finger.. very very plausible.   So as were driving thru more towns/cities, still before the bridge we hit a city and decide to eat at mcdonalds

a big fat w in the middle of nowhere oin a hill.. behind a village or their rendition of a city now imagine my rock formation of a giant middle finger.. very very plausible. 

So as were driving thru more towns/cities, still before the bridge we hit a city and decide to eat at mcdonalds

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    yes apparently mcdonalds has only one hump so it isnt a M.. it is hump for mcdonalds.. and mcdonalds is apparently run by speedy Chinese people.. EXCEPT that when we went in to eat it was run by black people.. dark ass Chinese folk if you ask me. 

yes apparently mcdonalds has only one hump so it isnt a M.. it is hump for mcdonalds.. and mcdonalds is apparently run by speedy Chinese people.. EXCEPT that when we went in to eat it was run by black people.. dark ass Chinese folk if you ask me. 

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    this shit will get ya shot.. which is probably why its a funeral home.. hahahah then we pass the bridge sign. And this is what we see

this shit will get ya shot.. which is probably why its a funeral home.. hahahah
then we pass the bridge sign. And this is what we see

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    yeas, a random ass sign of santa and his workshop which is supposedly in Colorado springs.. in the middle of summer..   but yeah we drive some more.. and see rainbows as we drive through mountains.. this is what we saw..   

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but yeah we drive some more.. and see rainbows as we drive through mountains.. this is what we saw..

 

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    a rainbow in the middle of the city.. and this one is for Patrick.. wen you actually zoom in or click the picture.. see where the rainbows source is

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    yeah fuckface, its in a shamrock we got that picture.. cool huh   well we drive some more  As were driving, im lookin round and I see what seems to be some strange thing on a hill.. holy shit its a beetle a giant beetle I was like I had no idea those things existedthen we got closer it ended up being fake figures.. giant fake beetle

yeah fuckface, its in a shamrock we got that picture.. cool huh

well we drive some more

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    Looked real to me.. I saw a giant beetle in Godzilla movies.. so shoo.. they could have existed. This will be a great time to stop this blog and well see you next time.. for day 3 and a half. Peace off

Looked real to me.. I saw a giant beetle in Godzilla movies.. so shoo.. they could have existed. This will be a great time to stop this blog and well see you next time.. for day 3 and a half. Peace off

the path to perdition part 1

so some notes before we begin. as of right now au is trying to sleep in teh driver's seat, we are hungry cuz we just came from school to get Goh's ID after we left church which was (no joke) 10:30-11:10am.... 40 mins long/short. im sitting outside a library that is closed on the weekend, but apparently they leave their wireless network on. so make sure you gusy let dre see this cuz i know she deleted her account. but here goes.... copy and paste time!!

flashback... yestarday

Well here I am tryin to upload pictures onto photobucket lets just say its hard to upload pics when your connection is very unstable.. partially because its not urconnection. Ok so I robbed it from the next building. im sitting in the kictehn in front of the microwave with a bunch of cabinets open because that helps me stabilize the reception somehow so it doesnt frequently kick me off. But I finally got the pictures uploaded. You gotta understand, when im frustrated, I binge so I ened up eating 2 small packs of beef jerky, an apple, a large bowl of cereal WITH MILK, a pack of fruit snacks, a beef jerky stick, some dried mangos, and the rest of the honey trail mix INCLUDING yogurt covered RAISINS that will show you how determine/frustrated I was while uploading these pics. But I did it for the sake of the gang. 

let's look back at some good times.

Hahaha the long awaited series of weird fortune/events.

Day 1 (Tuesday) so wake 4:30, well Goh and I do and were ready by 5AM well ok we arent ready yet. Goh is showering and im just sittin on the couch in the dark like my soul.  Ohm is asleep. So yeah lets skip all this and get to the chase..we leave at 6:30am 1.5 hrs later than we planned but yeah we drive and get to lake tahoe in like 3.5 hrs. yeah from our house to lake tahoe is like 3.5 hrs 200 miles 3.5 hours but yeah I was constipated. Yeah bad beginning already, im constipated.. who starts a 5 day trip constipated not good. So I go sleep.. till we get to lake tahoe then we all awake and its like 10am. Goh drove that fast yes and past the damn Welcome to Nevada sign if there was onebut here is the state sign...

So Goh stops to get gas and I switch to drive.. yes im driving now suckas. But anyhow we make a stop to get mcdonalds there for breakfast, well they get mcdonalds we im tryin to shit but aint got nothing coming out so I come out of the bathroom disappointed but the lack of shit expelling in my life. Hahhaa and they are done with breakfast when I come out so I inhale my food (cuz you know its second nature for me to inhale my food).. and were off.  We drive for hoursdown a boondock road of nowhere not even hell would reside there- or would it?   So while were driving, we come across a valley of DIRT/SAND yeah dirt and sand and guess what. On the sides of this road of speedy drivers who are all trying to get the HELL out of there (it was hot too) there are rock formations. Well rocks relocated to say silly things like names and words like FUCK or CLIT we have an example of some G-version words/objects below.

So Goh stops to get gas and I switch to drive.. yes im driving now suckas. But anyhow we make a stop to get mcdonalds there for breakfast, well they get mcdonalds we im tryin to shit but aint got nothing coming out so I come out of the bathroom disappointed but the lack of shit expelling in my life. Hahhaa and they are done with breakfast when I come out so I inhale my food (cuz you know its second nature for me to inhale my food).. and were off.  We drive for hoursdown a boondock road of nowhere not even hell would reside there- or would it?   So while were driving, we come across a valley of DIRT/SAND yeah dirt and sand and guess what. On the sides of this road of speedy drivers who are all trying to get the HELL out of there (it was hot too) there are rock formations. Well rocks relocated to say silly things like names and words like FUCK or CLIT we have an example of some G-version words/objects below.

wth is that   

wth is that

 

stupid names  Now im excited.. ooh rocks on the side of the road how fun is this trip.. wooo a land of nowhere.. who the hell is gonna stop on the side of the road to rearrange rocks to say FUCK.. or sam *heart* lisa and some crap. What I wanted to do was rearrange all those rocks to a closed hand with a middle finger sticking out not just a small rock formation but a big one, I wanna make a huge ass crop circle.. a middle finger crop circle.. a rock middle finger.. so that when folks fly over Nevada they will see me flip em all off yeah suckas.but lets just speed up to 80mph. oh look a hill.. were approaching a hill. Damnit looks like a large ass car is stuck on the hill.. ill just speed up this great big hill and pass up this large RV trailer thing illegally on road (where one way is designated for one direction and the other side is strictly designated for the other direction). Yep gaining speed.. holy shit its not just one car its 15 cars stuck on a hill.. hahah im pass all you fuckas up. Holy shit its the construction road workers.. holy shit hes holding a stop signim driving and boom I pass him.. fuck I stop. Guess what I passed up 15 angry drivers who were apparently waiting there for at least 15-20 mins already and they all have their engines off and now im in the front of the fuckin line yeah suckas and the road worker is behind me bout 15 yrds lookin at me like im crazy hahahha so we wait like 10 secs and we see a road worker driving a truck our way followed by 20 cars. Haha the road is closed to one way traffic.. hahah and im in the front of the line and the road worker behind me is lookin at me like im nuts and the road worker in the leader car is lookin at me like wtf how did he get past philip ( ill call dude behind me Philip) hahaha so they let the 20 cars drive past us and they all lookin at me like I did something wrong hahha and then the leader car turns around and drives in front of us and im thinking shit they wont let me go cuz I cut the damn line. .. oh wait .. low and behold the driver sanctifies my greatness and waves at me to follow.. HA HA suckas I cut you all.. okay this will be easy, I just follow this fool till the other side of this hillthen ill speed up and get as far away from the people behind me cuz they all probably mad at me. Here is a picture of the back of the leader trucksee how im right behind her yeah im first in line behind the leadersecond in command fuckas. follow car.. hahaha      

stupid names

Now im excited.. ooh rocks on the side of the road how fun is this trip.. wooo a land of nowhere.. who the hell is gonna stop on the side of the road to rearrange rocks to say FUCK.. or sam *heart* lisa and some crap. What I wanted to do was rearrange all those rocks to a closed hand with a middle finger sticking out not just a small rock formation but a big one, I wanna make a huge ass crop circle.. a middle finger crop circle.. a rock middle finger.. so that when folks fly over Nevada they will see me flip em all off yeah suckas.but lets just speed up to 80mph. oh look a hill.. were approaching a hill. Damnit looks like a large ass car is stuck on the hill.. ill just speed up this great big hill and pass up this large RV trailer thing illegally on road (where one way is designated for one direction and the other side is strictly designated for the other direction). Yep gaining speed.. holy shit its not just one car its 15 cars stuck on a hill.. hahah im pass all you fuckas up. Holy shit its the construction road workers.. holy shit hes holding a stop signim driving and boom I pass him.. fuck I stop. Guess what I passed up 15 angry drivers who were apparently waiting there for at least 15-20 mins already and they all have their engines off and now im in the front of the fuckin line yeah suckas and the road worker is behind me bout 15 yrds lookin at me like im crazy hahahha so we wait like 10 secs and we see a road worker driving a truck our way followed by 20 cars. Haha the road is closed to one way traffic.. hahah and im in the front of the line and the road worker behind me is lookin at me like im nuts and the road worker in the leader car is lookin at me like wtf how did he get past philip ( ill call dude behind me Philip) hahaha so they let the 20 cars drive past us and they all lookin at me like I did something wrong hahha and then the leader car turns around and drives in front of us and im thinking shit they wont let me go cuz I cut the damn line. .. oh wait .. low and behold the driver sanctifies my greatness and waves at me to follow.. HA HA suckas I cut you all.. okay this will be easy, I just follow this fool till the other side of this hillthen ill speed up and get as far away from the people behind me cuz they all probably mad at me. Here is a picture of the back of the leader trucksee how im right behind her yeah im first in line behind the leadersecond in command fuckas. follow car.. hahaha

 

 

Ok.. following this slow leader.. wait shes picking up a were driving 40mph now.. yeah we getting somewhere just around that corner and im free wtf another corner.. how long is this hill anywaydamnit it aint no hill.. its a FUCKIN MOUNTAIN so we finally start descending the mountain 15-20 mins later and as we descend and past the cars on the other side waiting to go up the mountain I see how all the cars engines are off and a good amount of them are even standing outside the cars hahha took us a total of 25-30 mins to get out of the mountain.. no wonder everybody behind me was like wth I cut them all and they waited 25-30 mins.. and with my luck when we stopped.. the other traffic was coming our way lucky I stopped that is.. hahha anyhow lets continue our journey   

Ok.. following this slow leader.. wait shes picking up a were driving 40mph now.. yeah we getting somewhere just around that corner and im free wtf another corner.. how long is this hill anywaydamnit it aint no hill.. its a FUCKIN MOUNTAIN so we finally start descending the mountain 15-20 mins later and as we descend and past the cars on the other side waiting to go up the mountain I see how all the cars engines are off and a good amount of them are even standing outside the cars hahha took us a total of 25-30 mins to get out of the mountain.. no wonder everybody behind me was like wth I cut them all and they waited 25-30 mins.. and with my luck when we stopped.. the other traffic was coming our way lucky I stopped that is.. hahha anyhow lets continue our journey

 

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    thats the road to nowhere im about to speakith about  We drive down more and see nothing oh but wait- we approach some hills. These two hills were green in the middle of nowhere somewhere down the road of hell are two green hills so now im wondering hmm there must be a under ground creek that runs to these hereby swell looking hills (swell cuz its 3-d on a 2-d flat road of nothing).as we past these hills I see a tree in which has green leaves.. ooh green tree and we drive past it at a womping98mph so all I see is green and im like hey guys that was cool.. an dthey were like yeah that was weird.. and im like yeah how you gonan have green brush and hills and a green tree in the middle of nowhere where its all dryland (I say dryland cuz I cant spell desert and if I spelled it right here.. well fuck you- and if I spelled it wrong.. I told you I couldnt spell dessert one of those is right hahah ) but yeah.. I say dude thats cool there must be a underground creek.. and they are like yeah wanna turn around to take a picture.. and im driving 85mph so I reluctantly say its probably an underground creek that makes the tree green. and they are like you wanna take a picture of those shoes.. and im like what shoes.. Goh is like you didnt see shoes in the tree and I said no all I saw was green leaves.. and hes like there were shoes in the tree.. and an was like yeah you didnt see that and im like no.. ok were turning round. So we make a u-turn on a road in the middle of nowhere where every once in awhile you have a car pass you with a loud vroom sound cuz everybody is driving at least 85mph on that road. We head back for a mile and I see the tree and I was thinkingok its only gonna be a couple of shoes, we take a picture or two and were done oh look a trailer under the tree.. holy shiet the tree is covered in shoes not just a couple of shoes.. but it looks like it has as many shoes as it has leaves.. wtf.. and there are people in the trailer.. im not getting out te car.. just give me my power bar and im eat in the car. So Goh and I are in the car eatin and An gets out to take pictures.. the people in the trailer see us, and they turn out to be just eating an d taking a break, so they drive off eventually. So now I open the door and im hit with the stench of melting hot rubber.. damn it stinks I stinks like shoes and its scray a green ass tree in the middle of wasteland.. covered in shoes so we switch drivers at a gas stophere are some pics.. disgusting and disturbing, so spit out your food ahead of time

thats the road to nowhere im about to speakith about

We drive down more and see nothing oh but wait- we approach some hills. These two hills were green in the middle of nowhere somewhere down the road of hell are two green hills so now im wondering hmm there must be a under ground creek that runs to these hereby swell looking hills (swell cuz its 3-d on a 2-d flat road of nothing).as we past these hills I see a tree in which has green leaves.. ooh green tree and we drive past it at a womping98mph so all I see is green and im like hey guys that was cool.. an dthey were like yeah that was weird.. and im like yeah how you gonan have green brush and hills and a green tree in the middle of nowhere where its all dryland (I say dryland cuz I cant spell desert and if I spelled it right here.. well fuck you- and if I spelled it wrong.. I told you I couldnt spell dessert one of those is right hahah ) but yeah.. I say dude thats cool there must be a underground creek.. and they are like yeah wanna turn around to take a picture.. and im driving 85mph so I reluctantly say its probably an underground creek that makes the tree green. and they are like you wanna take a picture of those shoes.. and im like what shoes.. Goh is like you didnt see shoes in the tree and I said no all I saw was green leaves.. and hes like there were shoes in the tree.. and an was like yeah you didnt see that and im like no.. ok were turning round. So we make a u-turn on a road in the middle of nowhere where every once in awhile you have a car pass you with a loud vroom sound cuz everybody is driving at least 85mph on that road. We head back for a mile and I see the tree and I was thinkingok its only gonna be a couple of shoes, we take a picture or two and were done oh look a trailer under the tree.. holy shiet the tree is covered in shoes not just a couple of shoes.. but it looks like it has as many shoes as it has leaves.. wtf.. and there are people in the trailer.. im not getting out te car.. just give me my power bar and im eat in the car. So Goh and I are in the car eatin and An gets out to take pictures.. the people in the trailer see us, and they turn out to be just eating an d taking a break, so they drive off eventually. So now I open the door and im hit with the stench of melting hot rubber.. damn it stinks I stinks like shoes and its scray a green ass tree in the middle of wasteland.. covered in shoes so we switch drivers at a gas stophere are some pics.. disgusting and disturbing, so spit out your food ahead of time

wth does that say? translate it for me please  Now we drive a little further past the good ol pony express, and some I guess historical rock forts surrounded by some not so historical metal fencingyeah more road in the middle of nowhere.. no rocks this time.. nothinghere are pictures of historical rock buildings and the pony express sign      

wth does that say? translate it for me please

Now we drive a little further past the good ol pony express, and some I guess historical rock forts surrounded by some not so historical metal fencingyeah more road in the middle of nowhere.. no rocks this time.. nothinghere are pictures of historical rock buildings and the pony express sign

 

 

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